Jude Bellingham in trouble for calling water wet

Following Thursday night's 0-2 loss to Real Madrid, Getafe have gone full toys-out-of-cot and reported Real Madrid's star man, Jude Bellingham, to La Liga, accusing the England midfielder of calling water wet. 

Reports on Friday morning suggested La Liga had opened a wide ranging investigation, hiring an expert lip reader to study the available broadcast footage, and potentially an expert reader to study the officials match report. 

Sources privy to the investigation suggest it is wider than Real Madrid initially feared. Jude Bellingham also faces serious allegations from Getafe, who Mason Greenwood plays for, regarding additional comments made throughout the match in which he is alleged to have called the Pope a Catholic.

A third, scandalous incident, where he apparently said that bears shit in the woods, is also under investigation. 

More to come on this story as we get it.