Following feasts fit for a King, sides of chocolate, two or three of their favourite brews, and the glorified lullaby that was Manchester City vs Arsenal, families up and down the land are sleeping well. 

What was proclaimed as "the game of the season", "a classic in the making", "titans of modern football", and many other canned-headlines, turned out to be less of a star billing, and more twinkle, twinkle little star. 

Sleep is often referred to as the fountain of youth, which is just as well, because there is no other way anyone is getting those 90 minutes of their lives back.